im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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