I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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