And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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