I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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