it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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