I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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