yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
