I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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