dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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