Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
only if we run a train.
done.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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