what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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