I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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