He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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