sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
