Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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