Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.