I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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