And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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