No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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