how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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