Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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