i just wanna soil my oats bro
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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