I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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