a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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