(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i dont even know how to be here
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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