you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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