If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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