somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How does it feel to date your dad?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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