Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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