Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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