They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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