Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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