he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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