I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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