new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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