Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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