I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also, beer. Big fan.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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