Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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