well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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