Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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