why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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