don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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