the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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