from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I want to make a zoo with you.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
