Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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