Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
