i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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