found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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