...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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