i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Actions speak louder than pants.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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