last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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