OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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