im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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