I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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